If I wrote a self help book it would be titled "How To Not Suck At Life" and would provide several small chapters with good (and let's face it, it is me so also entertaining) information along with tips and rules/guidelines. And then they can turn it into a TV show and I will be rich. Here are some initial chapter ideas.
How to not suck at work.
How to not suck in the kitchen.
How to not suck on the road.
How to not suck at the bar.
How to not suck at friendships.
How to not suck in relationships.
How to not suck at sex. (Gonna have to get a guest writer for this chapter. Haha!)
How to not suck with money.
How to not suck in public.
How to not suck at home.
How to not suck during holidays.
How to not suck over the phone/text.
How to not suck online.
And my personal favorite,
How to not suck at stalking.
Do any of you 2.5 people who might actually read my blog, have any suggestions?
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