Too Hipster

Confession: I hate some bands not for their music but simply because I can't stand their fans.

Confession: I actually might like a band but because I hate the typical types of people who listen to them I won't actually admit to liking them.

Blame the Whores

Today I would like to share an actual conversation that I had with a friend.

Friend: Haha okay!! :) we both decided we deserve a night out because we are sick of boys and dating.

Me: Ain't that the truth!

Friend: Wouldn't it be so nice to not have to go through all the games and meet an actual nice guy who cares and wants to date you?

Me: Wait, do those guys actually exist?
Me: I thought that was a myth!

Friend: You know I have heard of it only happening once or twice so it must not be true.

Me: You know who I blame?

Friend: Ooo please share!

Me: Girls. But not just any girls. The whores.
Me: Because guys used to have to work for it. And honestly, guys haven't changed much. They pretty much all want sex. Always have and always will. But they used to understand that to get it they had to be nice to us and date us and maybe marry us one day. But then the whorenado hit and now guys are spoiled and lazy because they can get sex (or sexual favors) from almost anyone, practical strangers even, because girls are willing to just give it out for free.
Me: So if you're a girl who actually respects herself like we do, the guys give up too easily because they can get what they want from almost any other girl. They no longer have to be nice and take time to get to know us and become attached on a deeper level first. So most of them just don't. It's sad really.

Friend: Yes!!!!! I agree!!!!

Me: I hope they all get STD's and die.

Unfair.

GOD, THIS SUCKS. WHY?

Why did you make me this way if it is all for nothing?

Tests and Trials

I'm trying to learn the lesson but I haven't figured it out yet!! Can you give me a hint or something? I mean, isn't that why we're here? Otherwise this is just really mean.

Or is it a punishment? But for what?